Monday, March 16, 2009

Three women: one engaged,one married,and one a mistress,are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men…

that night all three will wear a leather bodice s&m style,stilettos,and mask over their eyes. after a few days they meet again…

the mistress stated: Oh yes! the other night we met in his office. i was wearing the  leather bodice, mega stilettos,mask over my eyes and a raincoat. when i opened the raincoat, he didn’t say a word. we just had wild sex all night.

the engaged girlfriend said: the other night when my boyfriend came back home, he found me in the leather bodice, stilettos and mask. he said “ you are the woman of my life, i love you…” then we made love all night long.

the married one then said: “ well last night i sent the kids to stay at my mother’s for the night, i got myself ready, leather bodice,super stilettos and mask over my eyes”. my husband came in from work, grabbed the TV remote and a beer. plopped his fat ass on the couch and said “ Hey Batman, what’s for dinner?”

1 comments:

My Dear Darling said...

lol! I haven't heard that one before. :D